Posted 3 minutes ago

If My Dog Could Talk

  1. Dog: WAT DOING
  2. Me: Nothing. I just stood up.
  3. Dog: WHERE GO
  4. Me: I'm literally walking 3 feet away. I'm not even leaving the room.
  5. Dog: CAN I COME
  6. Me: I mean sure but I'm literally just-
  7. Dog: I COME TOO
  8. Dog: WAT DOING
  9. Me: I need to open this door.
  10. Dog: I HALP
  11. Me: No but you're in front of the door. Move please.
  12. Dog: I HALP
  13. Me: Sigh.
  14. Dog: WHERE GOING
  15. Me: I am going right back to the exact place I was sitting a second ago.
  16. Dog: CAN I COME
  17. Me: Sure.
  18. Dog: I SIT IN LAP
  19. Me: No please don't you are-
  20. Dog: I SIT IN LAP
  21. Me: No there's no room and-
  22. Dog: LAP
  23. Me: No, sit on the floor and I'll pet you.
  24. Dog: RIGHT HERE
  25. Me: That's literally on top of my leg.
  26. Dog: IT'S PERFECT PET ME
  27. Me: I am petting you. One second, let me just grab my glass-
  28. Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
  29. Me: I literally am petting you, I just needed a drink-
  30. Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
  31. Me: I AM
  32. Dog: I SIT IN LAP
  33. Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME
  34. Dog: HOLD SLOBBER TOY
  35. Dog: SNEEZE IN UR FACE
  36. Me: .......
Posted 18 hours ago

Hottest night in a month.

I start work at my new job tomorrow at 7am

The Central Air broke this morning

And my 80lb Labrador retriever is insisting on sharing my twin sized bed.


What. Is. My. Life.

Posted 1 day ago

makyslytherin:

mylifeaskriz:

ruineshumaines:

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

this really cheered me up

I’M A PANDA

I’M CRYING

Posted 1 day ago
rampagey:

amydentata:

robot-heart-politics:

GOP Politician Tweets That Transgender People Should Go To Concentration Camps

Todd Kincannon later conceded that, if concentration camps aren’t going to work, “mental institutions will do just fine”


Trust me, there’s more than just trans people he wants to see in camps, but this is what will give him the least backlash.

PASS THIS ON LIKE A JOINT AT A COLLEGE PARTY, FOLLOWERS. I WANT TO SEE THIS FUCKER FACE SERIOUS CONSEQUENCES FOR THIS DISGUSTING THING.

rampagey:

amydentata:

robot-heart-politics:

GOP Politician Tweets That Transgender People Should Go To Concentration Camps

Todd Kincannon later conceded that, if concentration camps aren’t going to work, “mental institutions will do just fine”

Trust me, there’s more than just trans people he wants to see in camps, but this is what will give him the least backlash.

PASS THIS ON LIKE A JOINT AT A COLLEGE PARTY, FOLLOWERS. I WANT TO SEE THIS FUCKER FACE SERIOUS CONSEQUENCES FOR THIS DISGUSTING THING.

(Source: )

Posted 1 day ago

Best Sexual Pairings

the-sparklefairy:

themaefive:

the-cinnamon-peelers-wife:

funastrology:

pettycoatts:

mbisthegame:

funastrology:

Aries/Scorpio

Taurus/Sagittarius

Gemini/Capricorn

Cancer/Aquarius

Leo/Pisces

Virgo/Libra

(This can apply to your Mars/Venus signs as well)

Where my scorpios at tho?

Fuck no to this. Pisces was sooo vanilla and boring.

Did you try adding some sprinkles

Yeah I only know like one leo so…

Hahahahaha
raptorswag

Sag/Taurus turned out exactly awful so I disagree

Scorpio/Aries was quite literally the worst. gtfo.

Posted 3 days ago

I need new songs

To learn on the guitar.

GO.

Posted 3 days ago

oestrogencookies:

oh my god if you’re an MRA and you follow me please cease to do so I literally have no fucking tolerance for mens rights activists because if you think men need more rights more than women need such basic rights to their own bodies then literally just fuck off back to the cave you crawled out of

Posted 3 days ago

ennish:

deneuveing:

lyrafay:

ask-queen-mikasa:

homosexual-titan:

THIS VIDEO WAS SO SATISFYING

This gives me life

How music changed from 2000-2013. 

i feel so fucking old right now…

Anyone else notice how more songs were in a minor key at the beginning of the video?

aryglepolkadots this reminds me of your fb status from the other day.

Posted 5 days ago

throh:

anacane:

throh:

i love that marshmallow girls post. fat girls in japan get called marshmallows. fat girls here get called land whales and hamplanets. i wanna be a marshmallow.

How about dropping the insults, the cutesy names AND the weight? Then you can call yourself a healthy girl.

how about dropping a bag of dicks all the way down your throat, one by one. a whole bag. eat an entire bag of dicks.

(Source: throh-moved)

Posted 5 days ago

wallflowersperk:

stick-em-with-the-pointy-end:

coconutchris:

superwholockmervenger:

☼ Hufflepuff Common Room

“It was round, earthy and low-ceilinged; it always felt sunny, and its circular windows had a view of rippling grass and dandelions. There was a lot of burnished copper about the place, and many plants, which either hang from the ceiling or sat on the windowsills. The overstuffed sofas and chairs were upholstered in yellow and black, and the dormitories were reached through round doors in the walls of the common room. Copper lamps cast a warm light over the four-poster beds, which were covered in patchwork quilts, and small copper bed warmers hung on the walls, in case of cold feet.”

This is so beautiful and I’m not even a hufflepuff.

Hufflepuffs live in hobbit holes. I approve!

(Source: letassi)